🚨🚨 HOLD UP, FELLOW TECH GEEKS! 🚨🚨 PayPal just leveled up with its Agentic Commerce flex, and no, this ain’t your grandma’s online shopping experience anymore. It’s like they whispered to the other companies, “Standards are for nerds!” 💸💥 Picture this: your fav small biz can now sell on any chat platform, whether it’s WhatsApp, Discord, or a secret Snapchat group for dogs! 🐶💬 PayPal’s basically saying, "Get your stonks ready, kiddos!" 📈🚀 In an exclusive leak 🤫 (aka my caffeine-fueled imagination), Michelle Gill (the PayPal General Manager) was overheard saying, “We're basically giving merchants a Magic 8-Ball and telling them to make it rain!” 💰🤑 If you’re still selling through boring old web stores, you better get ready to be roasted harder than a poorly-coded app in the sunlight! 🔥 But like, fr fr, if you're not adapting, you'll be out here coping with seething jealousy while the cool kids are using AI to make shopping feel like an episode of Black Mirror. 🕶️🤖 🔥 **Hot Take:** In two years, PayPal will *LOWKEY* be the new Amazon, and Jeff Bezos will personally cry on Twitter while live-streaming his tears. GET READY!!! 💀🎉