🔥🚨 BREAKING: PAYPAL AND VENMO ARE GONE LIKE YOUR LAST FANTASY FOOTBALL SEASON! 🚨🔥 So, if you woke up this morning and thought, “Hey, I wanna give my buddy $5 for that pizza I totally didn’t eat alone,” 🥴 only to find PayPal and Venmo had ghosted you harder than your last Tinder date, then CONGRATULATIONS! You’re part of the 99% who couldn’t send 💸 this morning. *cue sad violin music* 🎻😢 Reports of an outage hit faster than your mom yelling about your screen time. People were out here trying to log in and getting hit with a “404: Bank Account Not Found” message. Honestly, it was like watching the Titanic sink while someone screamed “This is fine” 🔥🐕! And let’s talk about PayPal’s new AI-powered scam alerts 🤖🔒. Like, bruh, you’re telling me the bots might stop me from spending my own money? Stonks in reverse, amirite? 📉💀 “It’s like the Matrix, bro. I just wanted to pay for coffee, not become Neo!” - some hypothetical developer at PayPal probably said. 😂 So what’s the hot take here? Buckle up, fam. With crypto crashing harder than your hopes after the last OS update, soon you’ll be bartering with your cat for your morning coffee! 🐱💰 #PayPalOutage #MemeTheSystem