🚨💸 PayPal's latest glow-up is here, and it’s hitting harder than your grandma when you tell her cryptocurrency is “just a scam.” PayPal announced its “Pay with Crypto” feature today, allowing US merchants to accept OVER 100 cryptocurrencies! Yo, what is this? The crypto buffet? 🍣🚀 So, let’s break it down, fam: PayPal is all like “F**k those ridiculous cross-border fees” and, TBH, they ain't wrong. 💀 If I wanted to shell out extra cash just to buy virtual cat pics, I’d just trade my stonks for dogecoins, fr fr. 📉🤡 Alex from PayPal (aka Mr. “I'm totally not a robot”) was quoted saying, “Businesses of all sizes face incredible pressure.” Yeah, no cap, Alex! Especially when you’re trying to explain to Aunt Karen why her digital coins are worth less than her collection of Beanie Babies. 😬 But wait, there's more! *Gandalf Voice* "You shall not pass, higher fees!" It’s basically a trendsetting moment, like Drake pointing away from traditional payment methods while doing the cha-cha. 🔥💃 Here’s the wild prediction: 2024 will have us all paying for our coffee with NFTs of our favorite memes. Welcome to chaos, baby! 💥🦄 #ThisIsFine