🚨 BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT x PayPal collab drops in 2026—get ready to buy your avocado toast without even lifting a finger! 🥑💸💚 In the wildest crossover since we saw Big Chungus take on Sonic in Fortnite, you’ll soon be able to drop that sweet cash directly from ChatGPT! 🤖💰 That's right, tens of millions of merchants are getting onboard the meme rocket ship 🥳🌌. Feeling like a total financial genius just by typing "Buy me some cool nerdy stuff"? Stonks, baby! 📈💥 So how does this work? Just imagine this: *you* casually typing “Hey ChatGPT, I need a new keyboard!” and – BOOM 💣💥 – it shoots out links to buy it like it's a freaking door-to-door salesman. Meanwhile, PayPal is probably like "This is fine" as it tries to keep up with our caffeine-fueled shopping sprees. ☕👀 One dev was overheard saying, "We literally ran out of servers due to people buying random stuff. Should've seen it coming. 🤷‍♂️" 🤡💀 But honestly, can’t wait for my ChatGPT to ask me if I’m sure I want to spend my entire paycheck on NFTs of potato memes. THIS IS GONNA GET UGLY, fr fr. 🚀🔥 Hot take: By 2027, you'll be buying groceries through ChatGPT while it argues with you about the existence of pickles. You heard it here first! 🍴💀