🎉🎉 HOLD UP, STREAMING MAFIA! ⚡💸 You tellin’ me that for the price of a trash coffee, I can snag AMC+ AND Starz for just $6.99?!? This is the kind of deal that makes you say “stonks!” 🔥💰 🤡🥳 Breaking: TikTok kingpin just sent me a MEME showing people jumping for joy over this prime streaming goodness! “WHAT IS AMC+??” you scream into the void, knowing full well you’re just here for the next season of *The Walking Dead* and binging every episode of *Power*! 🧠💥 📅 As of Aug. 27, it’s a steal, fam! We’re saving $14, which is like, what... a week’s worth of lunch for most of us? 🍔💀 And all this time, you thought you’d have to *COPE* with paying full price! Just remember: bundles are the new "I'm fine" meme — you think you're chillin', then BAM, you owe Netflix your soul! *This is fine* 🌊🔥 Leaked dev quote: "Why bundle Starz? Because who doesn’t want to feel like they’re saving money while keeping their cringe reality shows on life support?" But here’s where it gets juicy: 🤖🚀 mark my words, in 2024, streaming services will be bundled together like a salad bar—come for the Netflix, stay for the Hulu dressing! The future? FR FR, salad streaming is REAL! 🥗✨