🔍💰💀 BREAKING NEWS: Cloudflare JUST dropped a BOMBSHELL on all you AI crawlers out there! It's like they threw a BBQ and invited all the bots to PAY UP or get the heck out! 🤑🚪💨 🎉 Welcome to the "Pay-Per-Crawl" dystopia, where data is the new gold, and the only thing more expensive than down bad tech stocks is your website's info! 🤖💸💀 Brace yourself, because the likes of AdWeek, BuzzFeed, and Fortune are about to become the ultimate gatekeepers for your precious AI soul! Imagine crawling into a site only to face a pop-up saying, "Wanna scrape? 💳 PAY UP, BRO!" 🤑😂 “F*** this, I just wanted to crawl!” said *UnnamedBot* as it runs away crying like Drake in that one meme! 🤦‍♂️💔 And let's be real, if bots gotta pay for their daily scrape, what comes next? 😱 A subscription model for Google Search? "Hey, can you spare a few coins for the index, bro?" 🚀💸 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon we’ll need a mortgage to crawl Wikipedia. No cap. 📚💰 Who else feels like they're living in the AI Black Mirror episode? 😂💀 #CloudflareCrawls #Stonks #ThisIsFine