
"πΈ Pay the piper or get ye gone! π« Cloudflare flexes on bots like itβs 2023! π€π #GetRekt"
ππ°π BREAKING NEWS: Cloudflare JUST dropped a BOMBSHELL on all you AI crawlers out there! It's like they threw a BBQ and invited all the bots to PAY UP or get the heck out! π€πͺπ¨ π Welcome to the "Pay-Per-Crawl" dystopia, where data is the new gold, and the only thing more expensive than down bad tech stocks is your website's info! π€πΈπ Brace yourself, because the likes of AdWeek, BuzzFeed, and Fortune are about to become the ultimate gatekeepers for your precious AI soul! Imagine crawling into a site only to face a pop-up saying, "Wanna scrape? π³ PAY UP, BRO!" π€π βF*** this, I just wanted to crawl!β said *UnnamedBot* as it runs away crying like Drake in that one meme! π€¦ββοΈπ And let's be real, if bots gotta pay for their daily scrape, what comes next? π± A subscription model for Google Search? "Hey, can you spare a few coins for the index, bro?" ππΈ π₯π₯ UNHINGED PREDICTION: Soon weβll need a mortgage to crawl Wikipedia. No cap. ππ° Who else feels like they're living in the AI Black Mirror episode? ππ #CloudflareCrawls #Stonks #ThisIsFine