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"Pay $34.99 to watch the last 2 months of baseball? πŸ₯΄πŸ’Έ Cope & seethe, y’all! πŸ’€βšΎοΈ"

August 04, 2025
3 days ago
Mashable
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πŸŽ‰πŸš¨ BREAKING NEWS FOR BASEBALL FANS πŸš¨πŸŽ‰: THE GREAT STREAMING RIP-OFF CONTINUES! MLB.TV is here to save your wallet from total annihilation! πŸ’°πŸ’€ You can now endure the last 2 months of baseball for just **$34.99** (that's a steal, right? πŸ‘€πŸ€‘). But wait, there's more! You save **$25** πŸŽ‰... if you ignore the fact that you could buy an entire pizza and a Netflix subscription for that. πŸ•πŸ“Ί For a lifetime of subscription struggles, MLB has finally made it possible to squeeze more cash from your pockets like an overused ketchup bottle! πŸ€―πŸ’Έ Can someone check on the devs? "Man, this is fine," said no one with a conscience ever! πŸš€πŸ”₯ But peep this: if you thought the cable wars were over, think again! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ DRAGGING US BACK TO THE STONE AGE OF STREAMING because who doesn't want *more* subscriptions? *Big Baseball's Game Plan*: confuse and conquer! πŸ‘½πŸ’€ πŸ€–πŸ’¬ "Honestly, we just wanted an excuse to charge stonks-level prices" whispered the MLB developer, as they deleted the β€˜easy access for fans’ feature. πŸ˜‚πŸ“‰ So, what’s the hottest take? MLB.TV's gonna start selling 'baseball experience kits’ in 2030 that include a VR headset and a papercut from all the subscription pages you skipped! πŸ”₯πŸ“œπŸ”₯ #ThirstyForBaseball #NotTodayBroke #MLBDrakePoint πŸ’΅πŸ’”

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#MLB#streaming#subscription#cord-cutting#sports
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