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🚨 Patent Tax Incoming! 💸 US Commerce Dept tryna tax us like it’s 2024, businesses seething HARD 🔥💀 #CapOrNoCap

July 30, 2025
11 days ago
Techmeme
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🚨💥BREAKING: US Commerce Department’s about to hit patent holders with a 1%-5% TAX, and businesses are ready to FIGHT! 💪🔥 (y’all remember the meme about taxes, right? 😂💰) Yep, you heard it right. Imagine getting charged for owning a paperclip-sized piece of intellectual property 💡💼—like hey, thanks for the free roof over your head, BUT WHAT ABOUT MY PATENTS? 🤡💀 Sources say this could turn the tech world into a cringe-fest of CEOs seething like this is some kind of supervillain plot! 🤬 The discourse is gonna be WILD, and we might just see a resurgence of “this is fine” memes as businesses enter full-blown panic mode! 💥🤡 *Leaked quote from some poor, overworked commerce intern*: “You want us to charge businesses for their own ideas? Man, I’m just trying to get through this quarter… 😵‍💫” 📈 This move is radical—based in theory, cringe in practice! Get ready for the hashtag #PatentPanic to trend faster than you can say “litigious nightmare.” 🚀 Hot take: In five years, patent holders will be paying in crypto to avoid these fees. 🪙 Stonks will go to the moon! 🌕 Buckle up, fam. We’re going full chaos mode! 😱💥

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#patents#fees#Commerce Department#business backlash#intellectual property
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