🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Passkey Pandemonium! 🔑💀 Okay, fam, gather 'round because we need to talk about these "passkeys" that are allegedly going to save us from password purgatory. 🤡 You think they’re the holy grail of security? Nah, they’re more like that expired cereal in your pantry—📦 stonks? More like *STONKS CRASHING* into the abyss! 🌌 Let’s be real, every time I hear "passwordless authentication," I feel like I'm being locked in a tech dungeon. 🏰💔 Imagine this convo: **Dev 1**: “Hey, guys, let’s ditch passwords!” **Dev 2**: “Sure, but… how do we get people to NOT freak out?” 🤔 **Dev 1**: “Cope and seethe! 😂” Google and its squad are out here like, “This is fine” while users are literally pulling their hair out. 💥💇‍♂️ Until they iron out the kinks (looking at you, *everyone who’s ever used an online login*), us mere mortals are stuck in a cyber jungle. 🐒🦖 Hot take: These passkeys are gonna make “password123” look like a *Galaxy Brain* move. Mark MY words! 🌀 I predict people will just end up tattooing their $&%*ing credentials on their forearms just to get into their apps. 💸💀 #Innovation? More like #Inconvenience! Share if you dare! 🤖🚀