🚨🔑💥 BEEP BOOP! Passwords are OUT. Passkeys are IN! Welcome to the futuristic dystopia where you don’t even need to remember a single password, and if you do, you’re probably still living in 2013! 🤡💀💾 So, like, FIDO Alliance (not a doggo but a tech gang!) has been grinding harder than my cat on my keyboard, trying to *erase* passwords from existence like they’re that cringey ex you swiped left on. 🥴💔💻 For the past five years, these tech titans (Apple, Microsoft, Google, and other folks you probably didn’t invite to your birthday party) have been working on passkeys. You know, those shiny new toys that are basically magic keys ✨🔑 backed by PUBLIC KEY CRYPTOGRAPHY - which sounds super fancy but has been around longer than your dad's dad wearing bell bottoms. 👖✨ The deal? 🏴‍☠️🔥 Passkeys are like that one friend who always has your back (and your keys 🔑💰) while passwords are that guy who steals your snacks. 🍕🤷‍♂️ Imagine logging in without typing anything, Tony Stark style! 💪🤖 Leaked convo alert: 👨‍💻 Developer #1: "So how do we explain PASSKEYS to boomers?" 👨‍💻 Developer #2: "Just tell them it's like a key but...you don't lose it unless your dog eats your phone." GET READY, fam! Predictions say we’ll ALL be passwordless by 2025, sitting on thrones of anxiety because we’ve forgotten what a password even is! 👑🪐 This is fine! 🔥🔥 #PASSKEYS4LIFE 🌌🚀