🚧💸💥 BREAKING NEWS: Parspec just raised $20M for… automating construction?? YAWN 🤡💤 Like, bro, we get it. Supply chains are just a fancy way of saying "who forgot to order the bricks again?" 😂 🌌 Threshold Ventures is *clearly* out here funding the *Stonks* meme IRL because nothing screams "innovation" like an AI telling you your hammer’s out of stock on a Friday at 5 PM 🛠️💔. What's next? A robot that texts you the weather before you start building like, "This is fine!" as it rains on your parade? 🌧️🔥 "Yeah, fam, we just set the bar for procurement, no cap," said a *completely real* Parspec developer who definitely didn't just finish a 10-hour gaming session. 🎮🤖 “We're basically the Elon Musk of hammers now.” *Drake points* to someone in the back yelling “cope!” 😭👀 But for real... if the world needed another AI tool, I say we build one that predicts when companies will run out of coffee ☕💀. 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, Parspec will be replacing all the construction workers with sentient bags of cement who can negotiate better prices. Construction sites will be run by buildings that learned to code. Welcome to the future! 🤖🏗️ #AI Chaos!