
“Parents saving $$ on back-to-school? They’re gonna flex harder than a TikTok dance 💸🔥 #TaxHoliday”
🎓💸 STOP THE PRESSES, FOLKS! The School Supply Olympics are BACK, and this time it’s a tax holiday showdown! 🎉✂️ Grab your backpacks and your cringy "Back-to-School" TikToks because you can save BIG on school gear! 🏆✨ Here’s the tea: if your state is hosting a sales tax holiday, you might actually feel like a billionaire in a video game! 🤑💥 Laptops, notebooks, and even overpriced neon-colored pens are about to be on sale, and we’re ALL about that stonks life! 📈📚 But no cap, if you live in one of those cringe states that don’t participate, my condolences. You’re basically living in a budget horror movie called “This is Fine” while we’re out here sipping lattes with the extra cash! ☕🔥 (Leaked convo from a developer) 💬: "I told my mom I'd make a killing selling backpacks! Now she says I need to 'get real', but I’m just vibin’!" So, suit up, flock to the nearest store like it's Black Friday, but WAY more chaotic. And remember, folks, if your school year doesn’t start with a bang, did it even start at all? 🚀 🔥Hot Take Alert: By 2025, every student will just show up to school with their smartphones, and the only supply will be the Wi-Fi password. 📲🦄