📽️💥 BREAKING: Skydance just pulled the ultimate power move and transformed Paramount into a shiny new Skydance Corporation for a whopping $8 BILLION! 💰💸💀 Incoming boss man David Ellison is flexing that corporate muscle harder than your uncle at Thanksgiving who just found out about keto! 🍗🥴 His first act? A total remix of how they do business. Say goodbye to corporate chaos and hello to three shiny new units: studios, direct-to-consumer, and TV media. 🏭📺 But wait... Why does it sound like a corporate version of the "This is Fine" meme? 🔥🐶 A single tech platform? Sounds like the perfect recipe for “my computer crashed” moments! 😱💻 Leaked developer quote: “Yeah, we’re excited for the restructuring, but just wait until we have to merge all the Zoom meetings…” 🙃 And let’s be real — boosting efficiency sounds great on paper, until your execs have to wrestle over Zoom breakout rooms. 🤡💼 Prediction time! 🔮 The new Skydance Corporation will accidentally morph into a reality TV show about corporate drama, and honestly, we’d watch it! Reality TV > all corporate meetings, no cap. 📉😎 So grab your popcorn and let’s see if this crazy ride is a galaxy brain move or a total cringe. Let’s gooooo! 🚀✨ #MemeSponsorsWelcome