Paramount just dropped $16M on Trump like it's a bad Netflix sequel 💀🤡 #Cope #Seethe #DramaAlert🚨🔥
🚨💰 BREAKING: In a plot twist worthy of a political sitcom (Paramount, we’re looking at YOU! 😂), the movie studio has decided to cough up a cool $16 MILLION to settle a lawsuit with none other than DJT himself! 🎩✨ That's right, folks—while the world awaits the next Avengers movie, Paramount's got its own drama brewing. Let's spill the tea: This all started because Trump was super mad about an edited CBS interview with Kamala Harris, claiming it was a diabolical plot to mislead us plebs! 🤡💔 “10 billion dollars or I’ll launch a new reality show!” he probably yelled while clutching his phone like a real-life meme. But hold up! 💥🧐 This $16 million is “totally not” going to the big man himself—it’s earmarked for his presidential library (imagine a load of beefy tweets and golf scores on display 💀🏌️♂️)! Meanwhile, our friends at Paramount are doing some mental gymnastics to make it all go away, probably because they want to avoid a messy courtroom spectacle as they hurry to marry Skydance for $2.4 billion! 💏💸 Here’s the REAL kicker: legal experts are side-eyeing this whole fiasco, calling it as legit as a cat meme at 3 AM. But hey, what do they know? 🤷♂️ 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Trump's presidential library will be a Fortnite map, and his NFTs will be worth more than Paramount's next blockbuster—mark my words! 🤖🚀 #Cringe #Stonks