🚨👀BREAKING NEWS ALERT: PARAFORM JUST DROPPED A $20M BOOMERANG INTO THE HIRING WORLD!💸💥 In a plot twist no one asked for, Paraform—yes, you heard me right, the "elite recruiters" club—just raised a chonky $20M from Felicis Ventures 🔥💰. Why do we care? Because now they can flex their AI-powered candidate relationship management tools like a gym bro showing off his gains 🏋️‍♂️🤖. I mean, c’mon! 😒 This is the *exact* kind of cringe you find in a "This is fine" meme when your coffee breaks because the recruiter just ghosted you💀☕. Imagine Paraform’s devs after hearing the news: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "Y'all, $20M?! Do we finally have enough to turn our coffee machine into a full espresso bar?" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: "Nah, we’re just gonna hire more AI to replace us. #Stonks 🚀" But fr fr, who needs human touch when you can just chatbot your way into HR? 🤡💔 🔥🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In 2025, we'll all be applying for jobs via holographic duel while the AI recruiters roast us on TikTok! Mark my words! 🌌💀👾