🚨💰BREAKING: Pantomath Inc. is flexing HARD after snagging a cool $30M for their automated data operations platform!! 😱💻 That’s right, fam, they’re not just data whisperers – they wanna be the ultimate DATA OPERATING SYSTEM (aka the OS after your high school crush ghosted you). Led by General Catalyst, who’s probably wearing shades while watching their stonks rise, 🚀 this funding round has the tech world like: *Drake pointing* 👈💸 “Take My Money!” Meanwhile, traditional data observability is just sitting there like the "This is fine" dog 🐶🔥. Fake Developer Quote Time: 💬“At this point, I'd trust a toaster to handle my data more than some of these legacy systems,” a Pantomath dev said while sipping a coffee that has more brain cells than most data platforms. 🤖☕ With AI like a caffeinated squirrel, it’s time to embrace the chaos, people! 🤡 But here’s the real tea: if they don’t deliver, I can already hear the seethe from users! 🤦‍♂️🔥 Unhinged prediction? Pantomath will either revolutionize data ops or become the meme that keeps on giving like the tech equivalent of "This is fine." 🐸💀 So buckle up, because the chaos is only beginning! 💥💾