🚨🧠 BREAKING NEWS: Your Brain After the Pandemic Be Like: *This Is Fine* 😱🔥 So, apparently, just living through the last few years is aging our brains faster than a retirement home bingo game! 🧓💨 No cap, the stress, isolation, and uncertainty have turned our cerebral cortexes into dust bunnies faster than the latest TikTok dance craze. 💀✨ Leaked developer quote: "I didn't even catch COVID, but now my brain's aging like it just signed up for AARP." 🤖💔 And no, fam, this isn’t just some boomer conspiracy. Scientists are saying we’re experiencing *accelerated brain aging* like we’re receiving our diploma from the University of Stress and Anxiety. 🎓💀 Talk about a major L! What’s next? Are our brain cells gonna come with their own ‘do not resuscitate’ forms? 🤡🤷‍♂️ Drake might be shaking his head in disappointment as he points to the "this is fine" meme, while the rest of us are just over here trying to cope with our fading cognitive skills. Stonks? More like stonks but for your brain cells *crashing* like Blockbuster in the 2000s! 📉💰 Unhinged prediction: In 5 years, we’ll need a subscription service just to keep our minds functioning! 🤯🚀 #BrainAging #BigBrainEnergy