🚨BREAKING: Palo Alto Networks JUST leveled up their cyber-battle station with PAN-OS 12.1 "Orion" 💻✨! They're adding QUANTUM readiness to their security arsenal 'cause apparently they think we need to prep for a future where Skynet is supervising us. 🤖🔥💀 Listen fam, while you were chilling, these cyber-warriors dropped AI-driven protections like it’s tech TikTok—totally flexing on us mere mortals. 🧙‍♂️ They say it's designed to "give organizations visibility into cryptographic risks." Like bro, they think we're all hacking the Pentagon? 🤨🤔 One "in-house developer" was overheard saying, “Can’t wait for Quantum to crash our systems harder than my dreams. 😂” and honestly, same, dude. Multi-cloud environments just got a glow-up because if there’s one thing we NEED, it’s *more ways to manage confusion.* 🤯 This just in: Organization structures are for boomers. 🌪️📊 In summary, if you’re not on board the quantum spaceship🚀 (and trust us, you’re not), you might wanna start converting your bank account to stonks💰 'cause Palo Alto just made your job security optional, fam. 🤪 Hot take: By 2025, **everyone** will be required to pass a quantum security exam to unlock their computer. 📚🎓💀💾