💥👀 *BREAKING: Palantir is spreading like that one friend who won’t leave the party!* 🤡🍕 So, guess what? Palantir just landed a VIP access pass to your government party—NO COVER CHARGE, just how we like it! 🚀🕺💰 It's like they said, “Why save when we can surveil?” 🤖💀 In a world where most of us are just trying to put avocados on toast, this tech monster is over here flexing like: 💭 "Hey, government agencies! Need help cutting costs? Just hand over your data… it’ll be fine!" 😅🔥 *cue sad “This is fine” dog meme* 🔍💔 Leaked developer quote: “At this point, we’re basically the ‘takeout food’ of government contracts. It’s cheap, and no one reads the fine print! 🍔📜” Meanwhile, our pals at Palantir are getting the ultimate glow-up—staying rich while others are just trying to dribble through the inflation game like a cringey TikTok dance. 😂✨ *Drake pointing meme intensifies.* Also, wild prediction: in 2025, Palantir will release a new dating app called “DataMingle”—because **who doesn’t want a government contractor keeping track of their relationship status?** 🔥💔👀 Share this madness, or you’re *sooo* missing out! #Stonks #Palantir #GovernmentGang 👑💼