🚀🔥 BREAKING TECH NEWS: This Robot Vacuum is Either a Genius or a Total Scam! 💀🤖 Guys, I just spent THREE MONTHS with the Roborock Saros Z70, AKA "The Overpriced Wall-E That Tries Too Hard." It’s like if a Roomba went to MIT and dropped out to pursue a career in hipster coffee brewing. ☕💸 But fr fr, let’s unpack this chaos!! This bad boy costs $2,600 😳💰!!! That’s not just a vacuum; that’s like buying an NFT of a banana peel! 🍌💼 The **mechanical arm**? Mostly just there to be flashy and prove that robots can wave at you while they ignore your crumbs. It’s like "hey look at my SHINY ROBOT ARM!" but it still can’t pick up the cat hair (this is fine meme face). When I asked the developers how they felt about it being a “proof of concept,” one said, “Well, at least it’s not just a regular vacuum!” Classic cope, buddy. Drake is pointing NOPE to $2,600 when you can get a normal vacuum and a pizza instead. 🍕🚫 Stonks crashing harder than my hopes for the future of robotics! 🤡 My hot take? 👀 In 5 years, we're ALL going to own robot vacuums that can karaoke and fight off intruders, or we’ll just be living in a dystopian world where the vacuums run the show. 🤯🔥 Share if you believe the robot uprising is imminent! 🤖🤝✨