🚨 BREAKING: PagerDuty is OUT HERE like “I swear I can do it, bro” and then drops more than my hopes during a Monday morning meeting! 💀📉 Shares tanked by 3% after they hit us with the “uh-oh, we didn't make enough dough” in Q2 of fiscal 2026. Not THE fiscal year, more like that fiscal year where your mom said you could totally go to that concert 💰🎤 but then found out you spent all your cash on Fortnite skins. These folks reported an adjusted EPS of 30 cents—like, congrats for not going negative? 🎉 But that's still like trying to order a 5-star meal with coupon deals from the dollar store 😬. And to add insult to injury, their full-year outlook is looking as bright as my future after 3 cups of coffee—i.e., NOT VERY. 📣💬 I can totally hear some devs crying, “Our roadmap is more confusing than a cat meme on the internet!” 🙃🔥 So what's the tea? This is fine. ☕📉 But my *actual* hot take? In three years, PagerDuty will become a meme called “PagerDoodoo” and its mascot will be an actual toilet. 🚽💥 So strap in, fam. It's about to get chaotic! 😭🤖