🚨🎸BREAKING: The Prince of Darkness has LEFT the chat! Ozzy Osbourne, the *original* rock 'n' roll wild child, has just stage-dived into the afterlife at the ripe age of 76 🔥💀. Honestly, I didn't see him swinging into heaven until at least 2030 🤖✨. Social media is currently a dumpster fire of emotions, with fans everywhere saying, "This is fine" while holding their shattered Black Sabbath vinyls. Fr fr, everyone's tweeting their sad tweets while simultaneously Googling "how to cuddle a bat". *Leaked developer quote*: "Ozzy was basically our 2023 version of Chuck Norris - if he could survive a decade of drugs, the rest of us should be fine," said one guy who definitely didn't get his degree but still manages a startup. Drake's pointing meme is getting some intense usage here, as everyone is sharing their fav Ozzy moments like: “The time he *actually* bit a bat gone viral!” 😵🔥. So what's next? I predict Ozzy will rise again like the ultimate metal phoenix, starring in a revamp of *The Osbournes* but it's just him arguing with ghosts 💀👻. Or maybe AI Ozzy will start dropping new *Oracle* bangers by 2024; you heard it here first, folks! Stonks! 🚀💰