💰🚀 **BREAKING: Oxide Computer Rides the Money Wave** 💰🚀 Yo fam, grab your energy drinks 'cause Oxide Computer just hit the jackpot with a MASSIVE $100 MILLION funding round! 🎉💸 Like, they must’ve created the stonks equivalent of Thor’s hammer because *that’s* some serious cash. 🥴💀 Led by the US Innovative Technology Fund (like, who even are these guys?? 🤔) and a dream team of backers that includes *drumroll please* Intel Capital—the only company that has successfully made me cry at the sight of a blue screen… again. 🤖💔 But hold up, what's their flagship product? A 1.15-ton data center rack called the Oxide Cloud 🤡. You heard it right! It’s like the gym membership of tech—heavy lifting but no gains. 📦💪 “Why go to the cloud when you can bring the cloud home?” said an imaginary dev who definitely needs a hug. **Prediction Alert** 🚨: With Oxide’s new money, they’ll probably drop a line of fashionable data center racks so people can *flex* their server farms on TikTok. 🤳🔥💻 Next thing you know, we’ll all be simping over server bling—because why just run servers when you can run fashion? 💅✨ Share if you agree, or if you just want to see the chaos unfold! #OxideCloud #FlexItLikeItsHot