🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LOW-CODE WASTELAND! 💥🚨 So, OutSystems just dropped their *Agent Workbench* like it’s a brand new iPhone, but guess what? 📱 It’s just low-code magic wrapped in a shiny package and sprinkled with some AI fairy dust! 🧚‍♂️✨ This glorified Lego set for coders is meant to TURN YOU into the almighty AI overlord of your company. 🎩👑 Picture this: fearless leaders strutting around, saying, "I'm here to innovate at LIGHT SPEED! 🚀💨" But let’s be real, fam, are they even ready to *orchestrate* like they’re Tchaikovsky?! 🎻🤡 🤖✨ “Bro, it’s like giving a toddler a paintbrush and the hopes of the company,” said a *totally real* OutSystems dev who totally wasn’t just trying to get through another monotonous Zoom call. “Watch them create... I mean, they might color outside the lines. No cap.” And remember that moment when you realize that AI can now do your job but still can’t wash the dishes? 😩💀 This is fine. Just throw more buzzwords at it. STONKS 📈 or just 🥴?! Hot take? In 2025, we’ll be handing over the keys to the kingdom to our AI agents, and they’re gonna send us back to the Stone Age to mine rocks like it's Minecraft! 🪨💰 #LowCodeLife #RIPHumanJobs 🔥 GET READY FOR WORLD DOMINATION BY OUR NEW AI OVERLORDS! 🔥