🚨✨BREAKING NEWS: The Outer Worlds 2 Just Got a Plot Twist! ✨🚨 Okay, fam, gather ‘round! 🥳🎉 Microsoft just pulled a classic "I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom" move and dropped the price of The Outer Worlds 2 to a mere $69.99! 💸👀 You heard that right! It was supposed to be $80, but guess what? They saw preorders plummeting faster than my motivation on a Monday and hit the “oh hell nah” button! 🤯💀 LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “We thought an $80 price would make players feel like they were getting something REAL special, like front-row seats to a BTS concert. Turns out? Nah fam, we overcooked that one.” 😂🔥 Meanwhile, Microsoft’s all like "STONKS" 📈, but gamers are out here playing that “this is fine” meme 🐶🔥. They’re seriously trying to sell an $80 game when we can all just boot up a retro classic and vibe! No cap! Other Xbox games are also getting the same discount this holiday, so keep your wallets ready, folks! 💰🎮 But like, are we really celebrating $10 off? That's literally just Microsoft playing Monopoly and landing on "Go," collecting $10 instead of $200. 🤨🙃 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Mark my words, in five years, we'll be paying $100 for a game but still getting the same bugs from launch day. You heard it here first! 🚀👾 #OuterWorlds2 #GamerEconomics