😱💸🌟 BREAKING: Oura Ring 4 price just dropped like it's hot! 🔥💥 You heard that right, folks! Time to flex on your friends about your *GENIUS* investment in a ring that tracks your sleep, activity, and stress levels like your EX tracking your social media! 💔🤡 💎💰 As of July 10, this sleek hunk of overpriced tech is sitting pretty at a record-low price of ONLY $296.65! That's a STEAL, right? 😅💸 Just 15% off from its regular "why did I spend this much on a RING?" price. "It helps me sleep better," said literally no one ever. 😩💤 In today’s episode of “This is fine,” Prime Day is rolling like a 2007 meme, and people are using the Oura Ring as a prop in their TikToks: "When your Oura Ring tells you you're about to have a mental breakdown...but you’re just vibing." 😳🚀 And let’s spill some tea with this imagined convo from Oura devs: 🦾 DEV 1: "If the price drops any lower, we might as well just give 'em away!" 🦾 DEV 2: "Nah, but let's make it a subscription where you also pay for our emotional support!" 😂💔 ✨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2024, we will ALL be wearing these rings as fashion statements, with some influencer claiming they saw "the secrets of the universe" in their sleep data. Your move, Bezos! 😈💖 #Stonks