📲💀 *BREAKING*: Oura just slapped a new coat of paint on its app and it's all about that sweet, sweet stress tracking, baby! 🎨🔥 You thought you were stressed? Wait until you see your weekly report and ponder your life choices! 🤯🤡 🎉 The *Cumulative Stress* feature is here to let you know just how much you’re seething like Drake at a WooCommerce conference! 😤📉 It’s like that friend who tells you when you’ve had too much to drink, but for your anxiety. Yes, please! 🙏 📈 Oura’s also baking some FDA-approved blood pressure tech into the mix—because who doesn't love extra *breaking news* about their hypertension levels? Stonks are rising on that “healthy heart” news, fr fr! 💚 Meanwhile, the developers are literally saying, "We just want you to stop having panic attacks on your Zoom calls, OK?" 😂 🚀👽 Get ready for a dashboard that'll remind you of all the things that stress you out! (Spoiler: It's *everything*.) 🔮 Hot take: In three months, we’ll have Oura capabilities predicting your stress level based on TikTok watch history! “Hey, did you just watch a dog being a dog? Stress -100,000!” Share this with your stressed-out squad, and let’s see who’s going to need the most therapy! 💔👀