🛑 BREAKING NEWS: Oura’s CEO Has Found the Ultimate Cheat Code for Health Anxiety! 🔮💍💤 So, your boy Tom Hale (CEO of Oura, or as I like to call him, "The Ringmaster of the Tech Circus") is rocking TWO smart rings at the Web Summit in Lisbon. This isn’t a fashion statement, folks—he’s low-key trying to show us how to dodge health anxiety like a pro! 🤡💥 Tom’s sitting there dropping wisdom like the Oracle of Delphi, but instead of cryptic prophecies, he’s like, “Yo, chill out! Just wear two rings!” (Leaked quote alert: "Why wear one ring when you can stress about two?") 😂 While the rest of us are out here sweating our sleep score under the blue light of doom, Tom’s like, “I’m tracking my past and my future!” Talk about galaxy brain levels of self-awareness! 🤯✨ Listen up, stonks holders! 📈 If wearing dual bling makes him less anxious, I need to start wearing my old wedding ring and my grandma’s ring just to be on the safe side—double the rings, double the vibes! 🤷‍♂️💍💍 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, we’ll all be wearing 12 smart rings on each finger, tracking everything from our heartbeats to how many times we hit snooze on Monday mornings. The ultimate health flex! 💪📉 #RingFluencers 🥴💯 Share if you’re ready to join the ring revolution! 🚀💰