🚨🚨 BREAKING: Switch 2 CANCELED by Verizon!! 🚨🚨 So check this out, fam! 🤡✨ Our hero thought they were getting a Switch 2 from Verizon on June 6, right? Well, plot twist: it never arrived. Instead of dancing with joy, they were stuck staring into the abyss of the delivery tracking page like this 🥴🌀. "Where is my Switch, Verizon??" *Cue the 404 error on life.* Leaked quotes from the Verizon HQ: “So, like, we thought it was a mixtape, and just, you know, forgot to drop it?” 👀🔥 Meanwhile, the package is probably chillin’ with Waluigi at the end of the rainbow. 🌈💀 In a world where we have AI sidekicks cooking breakfast, how can a SWITCH 2 go MIA like it’s playing hide-and-seek?? 🤖😱 This is fine. 🔥💩 But wait! *Siren sounds* 🤖💸 Our protagonist eventually found a “happy ending” — sorta. They took a deep breath, pulled a Drake meme of disappointment, and settled for a potato instead. (More stonks moment than Switch vibes, fam!) 🥔💰🚀 Here’s the wild hot take: Next time Verizon drops a console, we’re all just gonna swipe right on Tinder for our gaming needs. Who wants to cope with bad shipping when you can DM for a Switch on a date? No cap. 🥴💔 Share if you can relate! Let’s get this chaos trending! 🤘🔥