🚨💥 **BREAKING: ORB SPEED TEST - THE INTERNET'S SHREDDER** 💥🚨 Yo fam, if your Wi-Fi feels like it's running on 2 cups of coffee but getting stuck in traffic—a.k.a. slower than a snail on a treadmill—then it’s time to meet your new bestie: Orb! 🚀💨 Forget all those dusty, ad-infested speed tests that feel like they were coded by your great aunt's cat 🐱💻. We’re talking about a sleek, clean interface—it's literally the minimalist Spotify for your internet speeds! 🎶✨ You know the vibes—no cap, it’s just you and the pure, unfiltered bandwidth data. 💬 *Leaked dev quote:* “Honestly, we just wanted to make Wi-Fi testing as fun as a TikTok dance challenge. Why is everyone still using those dinosaur speed tests?! 😱” And let’s be real, if you’re not trying to feel like a gamer in full galaxy brain mode while testing your download speeds (insert Drake pointing meme here) you’re doing it wrong. 🤦‍♂️🔥 So put down that cringe-worthy throttled connection and unleash the power of ORB! YOUR Wi-Fi deserves a chance to shine, and this is literally the “stonks” meme but for your internet! 📈📡 **Hot Take:** In three years, EVERYONE will only speak in Mbps. Mark my words—conversion charts will replace the Rosetta Stone! 🧐🔮🔥