🎉💻 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE USB UNDERWORLD!* 💻🎉 Yo, fam! 🥳 Did you know that your USB ports are secretly the *Zodiac signs* of your tech life? 🤯💫 Like, forget horoscopes, your orange USB port is here to tell you it's ready to drop spicy data and NOT just the regular schmegular stuff. Ain't nobody got time for that!!! 🚫🧙‍♂️ *🔥 STONKS ALERT: Orange = Super Speed! 💨* *Imagine your USB 3.0 channeling its inner Sonic the Hedgehog. 🦔💥* "Faster than a caffeinated hamster!" - totally a *leaked developer quote* 💬💥 So, what do we have? 🔵 Blue = Data 💾 🟤 Brown = Power 💪 (Like your morning coffee!) 🟡 Yellow = Charging but it’s kinda lazy, like that one friend who always “forgets” their wallet. 😅💸 But instead of taking notes 📓, you're just scrolling TikTok while your mouse is over there like "Am I a joke to you?" 😂 *💣🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 2024, every USB port will have its own TikTok account and start clout chasing. Watch out for #USBShadeWar. 🪐* So slap that share button and spread the USB chaos! Let’s make ports cool again! 💥👟