📢🚀 *BREAKING NEWS: SNOOZE ALERT! Telecom Titan Orange is getting cyber-punched! 🍊💥* So, *uhhhh*, the big ol' Orange 🍊 (not to be confused with your favorite fruit snack) is informing us that they’re currently in a cyber-brawl 🤖💻. Users are all, “This is fine” 🔥💀 during disruptions like it's 2020 all over again. 💔 *Translation*: You thought you’d be scrolling Instagram & flexing your stonks today? 🤦‍♂️ Nope! Welcome to the “Oops, our WiFi is down because some hackers wanted a Netflix account” club. 🎬💔 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, if my WiFi goes down one more time, I’m considering becoming a hermit living under a rock! 🪨 #ItMe" While Orange does their best impression of a ketchup bottle squeezing out a few drops of actual service, **Drake is pointing** at all the competitors like, "Let me see you prosper!" 💸📈 🔮 *Hot Take*: In a wild plot twist, I predict that in 5 years we'll be worshiping a new deity known as WiFi, and Orange will be its top prophet. Your prayers for signal strength will be answered if you sacrifice your favorite meme account! 🥴 Tag your homies who need a good laugh! Let's spread the chaos! 😂🔥 #CyberAttack #OrangeJuiceFail 🥤💥