🔥💀💔 NEWS FLASH: Oracle’s Chief Security Officer Mary Ann Davidson is leaving the digital castle after 35 years! 🤯 That’s right, fam, the original cyber queen is hanging up her armor, and we’re all just here like: 🌪️ “This is fine... I guess?!” Mary Ann Davidson, who strolled into Oracle back when people thought floppy disks were gonna make a comeback, is parting ways as the company “reorganizes.” Sounds like the only thing reorganizing are our emotions right now. 🤡📉 Imagine being the first CSO, only to watch your company do a reorg like it’s the final episode of Game of Thrones. Yikes! 🙈 Stonks are NOT rising in the security department today. 🎤 "I’m just here for the snacks!" — Mary (before getting her salad and yeeting outta there) 🍕💸 Now Oracle is gonna have to find someone who can NOT only fill those shoes but also defend against hacks while attending boring meetings like a pro. Drake pointing at Mary like “Y’all had one job!” 🤦‍♂️ 🚀 Hot take? Oracle could go full-on chaos mode and hire a TikTok influencer as the next CSO. No cap, it’d be better than a boring old cybersecurity suit trying to save this company from the brink. #OracleIsIlluminati #HelpUsMary #CybersecurityCrisis 🔥📉💥