💀💻🔍 Y’all ready to dive into the black hole of Oracle’s data center strategy? Grab your snack and buckle up, because this ain’t your grandma’s tech news! 🥳🚀 So, Oracle's over here morphing into an AI computing juggernaut like it’s been hitting the gym and drinking that *stonk* juice 💪📈. But like, is their GPU game even sustainable? 🥴💔 “Sustainability” is basically the latest buzzword for tech companies, right next to “synergy” and “blockchain” (which is all the rage, but let’s be real, it’s just a fancy way to say “please invest in us” 🔥💸). In a leaked conversation I totally overheard, an Oracle dev said: “We’re just trying to flex harder than anyone else in the cloud while everyone else is still figuring out how to spell GPU. 🧠🤡 Let ‘em cope.” Meanwhile, other companies are out there like, “this is fine” ☕️🔥, wondering why Oracle is suddenly churning out chips like a vending machine at a tech convention! Prediction? In 5 years, Oracle will own all the GPUs, and we’ll all be powered by *Neocloud*—a mysterious energy source we just *pretend* to understand! 🤖✨ #GetOnTheOracleTrain, or just watch the bus leave without you! 🚌💨💥