🔥💡🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Oracle’s Latest Magic Show - The Autonomous AI Lakehouse! 🎩💾 🚀Gather 'round, folks! Oracle just dropped a bombshell at their “AI World” event (more like “Awkward Interactions World,” am I right?) and it’s gooey like the aftermath of a poorly executed software update! 🤡💻 Imagine if your grandpa's old database had a glow-up, decided to go multicloud and slapped on *AI* for good measure. That’s Oracle’s “Autonomous AI Lakehouse!” 🌊💥 I can hear data scientists everywhere going, “Stonks!”, while simultaneously questioning their life choices. 🤔💸 👀*LEAKED QUOTE ALERT* – “We called it the Lakehouse because nobody would wanna live there,” said an Oracle dev who clearly has a sense of humor despite the slide deck-induced coma. 😵‍💫 This is another classic case of Tech Companies throwing buzzwords into a blender and hitting ‘whip’ until they get an AI smoothie. 🍹 Don’t forget to throw in your “Open, Intelligent” and “Multicloud by Design” dollops of jargon salad for extra flavor. But hey, if we’re all living under the weight of Oracle’s “lake,” I predict that soon enough, we’ll all be drowning in deprecated APIs and legacy code. 🤖💀 Stay tuned for the sequel: “Oracle's Autonomous AI Lakehouse 2: Electric Boogaloo!” 😱💥📉 #ThisIsFine #ChaosReigns