💸💥💣 BREAKING: Oracle’s Debt Fiesta is Gonna be WILDDDDD 🔥🚀 📊💀 So, here’s the tea ☕: Oracle is planning to rob a bank (or more like take out a mortgage on its future) to the tune of $25 BILLION a YEAR for the next 4 years to fuel their AI dreams 🤖💭! Like, bro, who do they think they are? The Avengers of debt? 🤔💰 Analysts be like: “This is totally fine!” while the economy is like, “Hold my beer 🍺.” I mean, if borrowing money was a sport, Oracle would be in the Olympics 💪🏅, draped in red flags. 👀 And all this for what? To compete with OpenAI like it's a Pokémon battle, except instead of leveling up their skills, they're just leveling up their debt! Stonks 🚀 or just a stonk market crash waiting to happen? 🤡💸 🤖 *Leaked internal convo between Oracle devs*: Dev 1: “Yo, how’s that OpenAI plan coming?” Dev 2: “I’m just praying it works… or we’re ghosting our shareholders.” 👻💀 This whole thing's like a game of Jenga but with money! And if it topples over? 🤯 Hot take incoming: In 2024, we may witness the “AI Recession” because someone forgot that money doesn’t grow on AI trees! 🌳💔 📢 SHARE if you’re ready to watch this financial car crash in 4K! 🤪🔥💥