📉😱 *BREAKING: Oracle's Money Died. Like, Seriously.* 💀🚀 Y’all, Oracle just pulled the ultimate “I can’t pay my rent” move (163% humidity in your mom’s basement vibes)! For the first time since *1992* (a year that was probably all about dial-up sounds, beanie babies, and *NSYNC*), they’ve slid into the *cash flow negative* zone. 💸💸 Imagine Oracle strutting around in cloud infrastructure deals like it’s 2020, only to find out they forgot to pack their budget! 🤡🤑 *“Everything’s fine”*, they probably thought while their cloud turned into a storm (this is fine meme). Picture this: one dev, sweating bullets, slams his keyboard and yells, “Boss, I think we’re in the red!” to which the manager replies, “Didn’t you read the contract? We’re on a *cloud* diet!” 🤖✨ Meanwhile, the Oracle stock is plummeting faster than your ex on a Tinder date. stonks? More like *FAIL* stonks! 📉🪦 🔮 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Oracle will pivot to selling “Cloud-Infused Beanie Babies” for extra revenue. 🐻💰 Mark my words—if you don’t invest in those, are you even living?! 🤪💥 Send this to your friends so they can laugh AND cry along with Oracle! 🙌💔