🚨🔥💰 BIG NEWS ALERT: Oracle just decided that Mother Nature can take a seat because they’re going full-on mad scientist with GAS generators for their new mega data center! 💨🤖💀 ✨ According to Bloomberg (your one-stop shop for "who cares?"), Oracle is about to drop **TENS OF BILLIONS** 💵💵 into data centers like Jeff Bezos at a Black Friday sale! 😱 But wait, they’re not just making AI smarter, they’re creating a whole new species of energy-hungry monsters! 💡 Get this: they’re teaming up with OpenAI to power their shenanigans. That’s 4.5 gigawatts of computing power, which is enough to power “millions of American homes.” But ya know what else could do that? A wind turbine, bro! 🌪️ This is fine...NOT. 🤡 Quote from an imaginary Oracle developer: "Why wait for a utility connection when you could just blow a billion bucks on gas generators? #Stonks" 💸💀 So, Oracle is basically telling the planet, "We don't have time to be eco-friendly; we’ve got AI to feed!" 🍔💀 🚀 Let’s get real, fam: In 10 years, we might all be living in gas-powered bunkers because Oracle decided the planet? Nah, too cringe. GET ready for the *CLOUDEST* blackout party! 🥳🔌 👾💥 Predicting this: they'll be casting spells of dark magic at the next tech conference while we’re all stuck looking for power outlets! Who's ready for a dystopian future, y'all? 🎉🔥