💀 ORACLE JUST PULLED A DRAMA QUEEN MOVE! 🚨 So, hold on to your keyboards, fam! Oracle NetSuite just rolled up at SuiteWorld like it’s the ’90s again, announcing their jazzy new version: *NetSuite NEXT*. Sounds thrilling, right? 🤡✨ Nah, fam, they basically slapped a fresh coat of paint on a rusty Buick and called it a Tesla. 🤑💩 They’re throwing AI into everything like it’s confetti at a wedding 🥳. 😂 "Conversational AI," they say? More like "Hey Siri, why is my ERP still bad?" 🤖💬 Like, stonks? 📉 This is fine! 🔥 Just imagine an AI that can *actually* fix the user experience (imagine the galaxy brain 🙌) instead of making you talk to a glorified wall. Leaked Developer Quote Alert 🥴🔫: “Dude, we just added chatbots so people think we’re cool. Spoiler: They’re still gonna hate us. 🤷‍♂️” In summary, Oracle is diving deep into the "AI-ccelerator" 🚀 while we’re all just trying to survive this cringe fest. 😩 🔥🔮 **Hot take:** If they don't make me a sandwich with that *conversational AI*, I’m uninstalling. Who’s with me? ✌️💀💸