💀🚀 Get ready to hold onto your data centers, because Oracle just dropped a *nuclear* bomb of news that has Wall Street fuming hotter than a server farm in July! ☀️🤖 🎉🥳 ORACLE JUST SCORED A CLOUD CONTRACT WORTH A WHOPPING $30 BILLION!! 🤯 That’s not just stonks, that’s *GALAXY BRAINS* on steroids. 💰💥 Their shares jumped 9% like they just found the legendary Dragon Balls of tech finance! *Insert Drake pointing meme* for all those who doubted Oracle's grip on the cloud game. 🦄🔄 "We're basically cloud ninjas now," said some imaginary Oracle dev who probably just learned what "cloud" means. "Forget AWS, we’re the new wave! 😂" Here's a spoiler alert for you: Oracle can now afford to buy a yacht made entirely of JavaScript. 🤡👀 And honestly, if this contract were a 90s sitcom, it’d be “This Is Fine” while everyone else is seething in their cubicles. 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, Oracle will replace Amazon as the default choice for every business, and Jeff Bezos will turn into the Silicon Valley version of Bigfoot—mythical and only seen at tech conferences. Buckle up for the meme storm, folks. This is just getting started! 💥💫💻