🚨💀💥 BREAKING: Oracle's E-Business Suite has more holes than your Wi-Fi at a family BBQ! 🍔📡 That's right, folks! The new CVE-2025-61884 is here, and it’s ready to turn your sensitive data into a hackathon buffet! 🎉🤖 Hackers are about to become the new IT crowd, snatching up your corporate secrets like they're at Costco on a free sample day. 🛒🤤 Oracle’s trying to vibe check all of us with a "high severity" score of 7.5—like fam, even your uncle with the flip phone is telling you to throw an extra lock on that door! 🚪🔒💸 But sure, let’s keep handing out those VIP access passes like they’re going out of style! 🤡💔 Imagine a developer at Oracle saying: “Hey, what if we let hackers pull a Drake Pointing meme and hit ‘access granted’ without logging in? Sounds based, right?” 😂💀 All these cringe exploits transpiring while Oracle’s team is busy sipping overpriced lattes and drowning in their own code. ☕👾 So buckle up, fam. What’s next? A new Oracle feature where hackers get a trophy for every data breach? The data dumpster fire is about to get lit. 🔥🔥🔥 My prediction: Get ready for a future where your data floats in the cloud like that meme of the dog saying, “This is fine.”🐶🔥 Fr fr, it's time to invest in a virtual Fort Knox! 💰🚀 #DataBreaches #OracleLife