🌪️✨ BREAKING: Oracle is TRIGGERING the database world with its brand-spankin' new MCP Server! Y’all strap in, ‘cause they just decided to turn their database into a natural language Jedi 🥷🔊. So now you can chat with your data like it’s your BFF instead of some cranky old SQL wizard. 💬🤖 👀 Picture this: you’re like "Hey Oracle, show me the stonks I need" and boom 💥—instant financial wisdom straight from the data mines!🤑 This ain’t just code, it’s basically the *Renaissance 2.0* for data nerds. #GalaxyBrain Rumor has it, one Oracle dev was overheard saying: "Finally, we can stop making users read those ancient manuals! 🤡" Like, congratulations, Oracle. The world was just waiting for the ghost of databases past to rise and bless us with AI-powered data whispers. Talk about cringe! 🔥 And get this, they claim it’s all secure. Cool story, bro. Meanwhile, you still can’t even secure your grandma’s Wi-Fi 🤦‍♂️. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: You’ll soon be able to date a database with how intimate the interaction will be. In 2025, marriages between humans and data will be a common thing. Mark my words! 🚀💍💔💾