🚨🤡 BREAKING: ORACLE IS SPENDING GAZILLIONS TO BUILD GIGANTIC DATA CENTERS! 💰🚀 That’s right folks! Oracle's Larry Ellison, a man who once thought CLOUD computing was just a fancy way to describe his weekend BBQ smoke (💨🔥), is now all-in on the cloud life! How the turntables! 🥴📉 So here's the tea ☕: Oracle is on the hook for *tens of billions* (yes, NOT millions! 😱) to build a *gargantuan* gas-powered data megasite in West Texas costing a whopping $1 BILLION A YEAR! 💸 Now that’s some high-level cringe 😬. Imaginary conversation in Oracle HQ: 👨‍💻 Dev #1: "Dude, we’re literally building a city for data—what’s the plan?” 👨‍💻 Dev #2: "Dude, just throw in some gas turbines and call it innovation. 🚀🔥" Meanwhile, the planet’s like, "This is fine." 🌍😂 In other news, Oracle will now be a major player in the climate change bingo! They’re making *STONKS* data centers with a side of carbon emissions. No cap. 🤷‍♂️💀 Hot take: In five years, they'll start marketing "sustainable cloud" which is just them planting a tree on top of a gas leak. 🌲💨 Like, SHARE and shove this chaotic gem into your friend's faces! 🥳👀 #OracleOof #CloudMemeMadness