🚨🔔 BREAKING: Oracle is out here flexing like it just hit the gym for the first time in 3 years! 💪💻 They just dropped deets on new AI clusters powered by Nvidia and AMD chips and let me tell ya, if these clusters were a car, they’d be a Tesla that runs on pure *STONKS* 🚗💨💰. Welcome to the OCI Zettascale10—yep, you heard it right: *Zetta.* That’s basically “we’ve lost the plot and are now in a sci-fi movie.” 🔮👽✨ Starting now, you can configure AI environments with up to 800,000 (that’s 8 with 5 zeros, fam!) Nvidia graphics processing units. Like, what are we even doing? This is either the rise of sentient robots or just Oracle trying to one-up their competitors by throwing compute power at everything like it’s confetti at a cringe-worthy birthday party 🎉🤡. Leaked Dev Quote: "We just bought 800k GPUs because more is always better, right? Just don’t ask us what they’ll do. 🤷‍♂️" Drake is pointing at this move like, “It’s a GOAT move!” 🤩. Meanwhile, just like this whole idea, crypto is probably baking in the background, trying to figure out whether it can throw in some Ethereum. Hot Take: In 2 years, Oracle will be selling AI-powered copy-paste functions that’ll cost you a monthly fee, and everyone will still pay up like it's Netflix! 🤖🔮🔥