🚨💰 BREAKING NEWS: Opti Just Secured $20M to Ramp Up Your Identity Governance Like It's 2099! 🤖🔥 In a world where passwords are still being set to “123456” (you know who you are), Opti Inc. — the latest tech darling founded in 2024 — just snagged a whopping $20 million to turbocharge your enterprise identity security with AI. 🍕🚀💡 Boomers be like 😵: “What’s identity governance?” Youngsters be like 😏: “Is it like picking a Netflix profile, but for the entire enterprise??” Stonks 📈 over here, but I’m just over here like: “This is fine” as I watch HR struggle with “MakeMyPasswordSecure123” for the 47th time. 😂🔥 “Bro, our goal is to automate identity security—because WHO has time to manage actual identities?” said some imaginary developer that definitely wasn't *crying* in their basement. 🥲💀 So get ready for AI that not only remembers your passwords but probably also trolls your coworkers about their horrible password choices. The future is here, and it's chaotic. 🤡✨ 🔥 Prediction Time: In 2026, Opti will announce an AI that *literally* becomes your alter ego, complete with TikTok dances. 💃💀 No cap. If you don’t share this, you’re basically part of the problem. 🥴👀