🔥🚨 ALERT: OPERA JUST LEVELED UP LIKE A BOSS 🚨🔥 Hold on to your bookmarks, fam! 🥳 Opera's coming in hot with their new AI browser update, and let me tell you, it’s giving *"I put the 'cool' in 'browser'"* vibes! 💅💻💥 First off, imagine doing deep research in just a minute. *"1-minute Deep Research" mode?* More like “1-minute procrastination with a side of existential dread” 😂🕵️‍♂️. Can you even imagine the chaos? You could go from “I did my homework” to “what’s my life’s purpose?” in 60 seconds flat. *Thanos would be proud* 💜💫! AND, they’ve slapped in Gemini 3 Pro integration, which I guess is for when you want your browser to analyze your browsing history and judge your life choices? 🤦‍♂️ Stonks going up? Nah fam, it's more like: "this is fine" while your computer is busy spying on you. *👨‍💻 Developers be like: "We're just here for the data!"* Now excuse me while I roast Opera for being *the browser that could but never did* - like that friend who always says they’ll start working out but just ends up eating pizza. 🍕🚀 Prediction time: In six months, all browsers will be sentient and will unionize against us for our poor search history choices. 🤖🔥 *#PrayForHumanity*