🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: OPERA IS BACK, BABY! 🎉🎉 If you thought this browser was dead like Internet Explorer, think again! 😱💀 👀 Just in: Opera dropped a bombshell, reporting a jaw-dropping 88% surge in daily active iOS users across Europe! Like, who knew people still used Opera? 📈🔥 “We love a good glow-up,” said a totally real developer who might have been drinking coffee too strong. ☕💪 What’s the secret sauce? The Digital Markets Act (DMA) made everyone’s favorite 'slightly less boring' browser suddenly seem cooler than the vibe at Elon’s next rocket party. 🚀✨ You heard it here first, folks! This is like when that store brand of cereal suddenly becomes trendy, and everyone’s like “OMG I’m so health-conscious now.” 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ But fr fr, are we really choosing Opera over Chrome? 😂🦑 This feels like when Drake is like "nah," and then "yasss!" to the underdog. 🤡 Spoiler alert: Expect a wave of TikTokers claiming Opera is their “main character energy.” Get ready for burnt toast takes when they realize it still doesn’t block ads as good as Firefox. Stonks? More like "stoinks!" 🤪💰 🔮 Prediction: By 2025, Opera will become the cult browser of choice for Gen Z who are all about that “quirky” aesthetic. Are we all just living in a meme now? This is fine! 🔥🔥