🚨🤑 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Google Just Decided to Spend $40 BILLION on Data Centers in Texas! 👽🔥 Yo, Google really said "hold my beer" and dropped more cash than your Aunt Karen spends on Amazon Prime in a year. 💸💸💸 We’re talking three shiny new data centers in Texas to fuel the endless thirst of your search history—because let’s be real, we can’t let you forget about that embarrassing One Direction phase. 💀🤡 📍One’s in Armstrong County, and the other two are chillin’ in Haskell County! Like, is it just me or does that sound like the name of the most boring board game ever? 🎲 🗣️ *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re basically building a digital Fort Knox, but for cat memes and TikTok dances. Can you blame us?” 💁‍♂️😹 Drake’s pointing at this investment like, “When you realize Google is just a sugar daddy for data...” 😂📈 Stonks! But... is anyone else feeling the vibes of “this is fine” while Big G is just collecting data like it’s Pokémon cards? 🤔✨ Here’s the hot take: By 2025, they’ll have more servers than people in Texas—fr fr. Get ready for Google to take over the Lone Star State like it’s a new Netflix series. 🌌🚀💥 #GoogleFOMO #DataCenterDrip #TexasHoldEmYourData