🚨🗣️ BREAKING NEWS: Opera Just Declared War on Microsoft’s Edge! 🍿💥 Y’all, grab your popcorn because this is juicier than a TikTok drama! 🍿🔥 Opera just threw down the gauntlet 🤺💥 and filed a complaint in Brazil, crying that Microsoft is using straight-up manipulative tactics to shill for Edge like it’s 1999 and we’re still using dial-up! 😂📞 What’s the tea? ☕️ Microsoft’s been playing like a toddler with a toy, modifying Chrome download pages and slapping malware-like popups like they’re stickers on grandma’s fridge. 🤡💻💀 “Microsoft thwarts browser competition on Windows at every turn,” said Aaron McParlan from Opera, who clearly just ran out of patience. Like Drake pointing at a cringey meme, Opera is fed up! 📈😤 Picture this: you want to use Opera, but Microsoft’s like, “Nah fam, we gonna open that PDF in Edge whether you like it or not!” 🤖💔 Stonks for Edge, but massive L for user choice. 💸✋ Rumor has it 📉 that a secret Microsoft developer was overheard saying, “Honestly, if we can’t beat them, just use the Windows spotlight to blind them!” 🤐💥 🔥 Hot take: This browser war is about to escalate into a full-on tech THUNDERDOME. 🥊💻 Get your popcorn ready, 'cause we’re about to witness *literal* clicks versus *literal* sticks. 💥💰💀