🚨BREAKING NEWS IN TECH LAND!🚨 OpenRouter just raised a whopping $40M, which, let’s be honest, is just enough to buy a few fancy coffee machines for the office (💰☕️) before they implode like a Jenga tower at a toddler's birthday party! #RIP These brainiacs are turning AI prompts into a *literal* Uber for large language models (LLMs) 🤖🚗💨— but instead of hitching a ride, you're just asking ChatGPT to come up with your Tinder bio. “Hey, OpenRouter, help me sound like I actually have hobbies! 💔” Imagine if every cringe moment could be smoothed over for cheap and fast like some kind of AI-burger joint 🍔💥. The SELECTED AI will be determined by the ultimate metric of tech success: $$$, speed, and how many times they can call it “disruptive” before investors seethe! 😤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re basically the Tinder of AI. Just swipe right for the cheapest model (swipe left on ChatGPT, it’s way too mainstream)!” So here’s the 💩 take:🚀 in 5 years we’ll be having existential crises because we’ll be outsourcing our thoughts to our AI routers. Mark my words, we’ll be like, “This is fine” while our AIs argue over whose *GPT-25* can write Shakespeare better than we can! 🤡💀🔥🤣